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    September 29

    录入黄子华金句~时刻告诫自己!~

    如题..时刻告诫自己!个人最赞成第一段LOL~

    白雪公主,识得嗰个系王子;
    灰姑娘识嗰个又系王子;
    有个有特殊嚐好,钟意锡青蛙嘅女人锡咗只青蛙一啖,只青蛙变出嚟嘅又系王子!
    有冇人谂过根本个王子系同一个人呢?根本呢个王子都不知几花心,周围沟女,仲无良到扮青蛙去沟添!

     
    生命系乜?我认为生命系一个食自助餐嘅过程,好多餸,好多选择,自杀嘅人选择嘅系一个吃屎嘅过程。
     
    如果恋爱系打拳,我由10岁果年开始.
    每年平均打一场,打到现今,咩型量级、羽量级、重量级、沉量级.可以打嘅我都打晒~~~
    我嘅战绩系9场全败、2场被击倒、1场输点数、1场被取消资格.
    我唔可以天长地久,如果曾经拥有一次等于有一只表.我D表带到上格LUCK底啦.
     
    好多人结婚,最初就以为自己系婚姻嘅用家。
    后来先发觉自己系感情嘅炒家,於是想离婚。
    但系离婚又要搞几年,睇住周街都系新盘靓盘,自己个盘又放唔出,几难受!
     
    恋爱唔系PART-TIME,你唔可以话:“爱!做完咪走啰!”
    恋爱系一盘生意,你要二十四小时谂住佢。
    自己生意,冇所谓PART-TIME正识。
    人哋放假或者过年过节,你更加要开OT添。行花市啦行海边啦睇戏食饭啦……
    你有乜嘢竞争对手呢?我冇竞争对手?!你估你系专利巴士公司啊?港巴都执咗啦!有冇考虑结婚?咁就要向公众交代,咁就即系上市啦!
    所以,“中学生应否谈恋爱”唔系问题,问题系“人类应否有两份全职工作?”
    你再拍拖,需要知会你老板:“老细,我出面搵咗份恋爱,我真系好需要呢份恋爱,不过公司啲嘢我会照做,我兼顾到嘎。”
    然后你老板会话:“咁你不如搵多份恋爱,咪直情唔使番呢份工啰!”
     
    见到笋嘢随时更新!

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    Sarah wangwrote:
    黄子华说话就是有道理= =
    Sept. 30

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